Mike Bio

Name: Mike Lester
Age: 13
Voice Actor: Tahir Rogers
Likes: Who cares
Dislikes: Zachery (duh), pranks, annoying little kids, Pedobear, Ash Ketchum, Zombies, illogical nonsense, humor, drama, anime in general, Rule 34 of Dawn's butt, Nickelodeon, every sport except golf, Soap Operas, That one movie with the squirrel, being told to shut up, name calling, the gum that always seems to be in his chair, his lazy teacher, rats, bats, jellyfish, mice, the fact that he sucks in Super Smash Bros, meatspin dot com, fortune cookies, Kirby, when someone says "jiff" and not "gif", 9GAG, etc.

Bio:
Ew look it's Mike. What a whiny prude. Mike might as well be cursed with a thousand years of bad juju because I mean Mike is the most disaster prone thing in existence since Eustace Bagge. Why you ask? A multitude of reasons! He was a douche in his original concept, he almost stepped on a caterpillar, his pilot took too long, he looks too much like Ash Ketchum (which he denies by the way), see. What a jerk. And that voice! Ughk! I'm surprised no one went deaf yet. His home life pretty much stinks as he is haunted by "Peedobear" who lives in his closet, and I'm pretty sure his mom has short-term memory. School life? Eh. He's friends with Zachery. Nuff said. To be honest, he should probably get away from his 4 only friends cause I'm sure as heck they're gonna cause his demise. Then again Mike can't die so.. eh. Nevermind. Eternal torment for him. Mike I guess can be kind and pretty heroic but it still won't stop the fact that he will always be treated like a mostly insignificant klutzy egghead, or M.I.K.E for short. Especially by Zachery. Basically to sum it all up. (chorus) Everybody Hates Mike. So much so that one day a meteor will crash land on his house. One day. All this yet Mike is still so lovable.
I'm really disappointed none of you got the secret behind MIKE. It's a Pokemon parody!! (Minds blown)

POKEMON PARODY:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T20OwK…